19 year old virgin, how do I deal with the mental setback?

[Chaos]

(04-18-2012 11:15 AM)Halo Effect Wrote:  Reesays,

I was 20 when I got my first kiss. You know how it went? I had one single, short, drunk, awkward make out with a Spanish girl in Spain.

As the only Spanish representative (that I know of so far) in the forum I'm bound to inform you that, conforming with the Statue of Sexual Equality Law (bound to provide a fair change about the "foreing effect") every act of sexual content or intention performed with or against (depending on the view) Spanish people is subject to the Spanish Sexual Tax. So you owe me (as rightful representative of my people) the modest quantity of #1000$# plus 10% interest per year passed since the act.

Regards.

Chaos.
Spanish Sexual Enforcement Bureau.