Why are mediterannean men good looking?

[Alvar]

Dude, you too would be "good looking" if you had to put up with the virginal Madonna's and had to go through 30 dates before you'd get some action. It's a bloody sausage feast in most bars down there and only the fittest of the fittest get to play the field.
I hear things are changing (I'll be 35 soon and haven't lived in my home country for 13 years) but there are still a lot of differences to most evolved (and feminized) countries in northern Europe and north America.

And there's no secret to good nutrition, exercise, dressing well and tanning. It just takes work, commitment and/or social pressure.