Beautifulpeople.com, anyone else tried it or heard of it?

[IdEngager]

Reesays, you look like a nice kid, but you look like you'd be a perfect candidate for one of those shows where you get made over by a sassy gay friend. I suppose I can do my best to approximate this.

**CUE GAY MAN VOICE**

Honey, first of all, your face is not the issue.

Sassy gay partner chimes in: Mmm hmm I like his bone structure.

But nothing in your photo pops out as fresh. First, the sportcoat just looks so... flat on you. Get those shoulders up, don't slump, you're a handsome man. And get that damn thing tailored! This ain't no Men's Wearhouse off the rack!

Sassy gay partner: I don't like the way that looks, I guarantee it!

My man Jon is right about the tie, you need to go a wider knot. And that pattern is so... insurance salesman-y. Believe me, I know, that's how my ass gets the bills paid.

But honey, your most egregious style violation here is that haircut. Get it trimmed up, put some product in it, liven it up! Cool guy haircut, not I just woke up late for my 10 AM Electric Engineering lecture haircut. You'd really benefit from a cut that adds some texture to your hair. Do you have a stylist that you trust?

Also, your glasses could be a bit hipper, but that's neither here nor there.

Reesays, you are so close to getting that sexy back and I know it. I know my sassy gay man advice won't turn things around instantly, but baby steps, baby.

END GAY MAN VOICE

**Snaps fingers**