You ever meet a guy who is so obviously a PUA?

[IdEngager]

Hey man, I understand, I've been there. I know, it's a slightly chilly night in February, perfect time to practice, right? You look young, 21-22ish, like a nice kid, and you're Asian? Who woulda thought. Your clothes could fit better, but at least you're not wearing a goddamn fuzzy hat.

But really, the opinion opener, to some skinny Asian guy and a bunch of 30 year old Hispanic dudes? I see you dawg. I've been on some forums, read some books. I know I may have said something as terribly tangential to nothing as "what's the greatest adventure you've been on?" before, but I know you really don't care if I, skinny bespectacled Asian man, have rolled around on stage in nothing but my underwear (I have), or if my friends have bungee jumped off of Victoria Falls (they haven't). But when my hot Persian friend comes over to say hey, "hello I'm _______" works a lot better than "let me finish talking about my greatest adventure"!

I respect the courage man. The fine tuning, not so much there yet, but who am I to talk? This Super Bowl Sunday, my Bud goes to you, Mr. Hollywood Blvd. Asian Pickup Artist Man.