You ever meet a guy who is so obviously a PUA?
I knew I had a funny story somewhere on my computer. Maybe it's not going to be as funny for you guys, but if you happenned to be there (me & my friend), it was hilarious.
It's quite long, but I think you should be able to read it fluently.
Some of the pu-vocabulary you will find in this post: fun close, f-close, slut theory, attraction trigger, pumping state, frame battles, amogging, Russia dating.
So me and an old friend of mine decided to go out at day x. We meet, and he has brought another friend of him along. Now it doesn’t take me very long to realize that this guy is even a tiny bit weird, and that he’s severely trying to compensate for his lack of knowledge in other areas of life.
theory number 1: all women want sex more than men and all they do is jump from one cock to another.
He says to us “hey you will know what I mean when you’ve had sex with 10 women” only to back up his claim with a story from a tourist he managed to have sex with. We say that those 10 women aren’t really a representative of the entire population. He goes on and says “this is scientifically a representative survey”. I say to him “no that’s not, for that you will need at least 30 women (true) and it will depend a lot on how you have selected your cases”. So we challenge him and say “ok, so 30 women that should be doable tonight right? Come on buddy why don’t you approach 30 women and see how it works out”. He’s now put in the defense and he says “hey I’ve already approached one girl tonight, how about you? (see later on for the approach). Big sign: a huge emphasis on approaching
theory number 2: whether or not a women has a boyfriend doesn’t matter at all. The only thing that is necessary is that you can trigger attraction inside her. Yes, he explicitly used the word “attraction trigger”.
He says that women simply aren’t capable of handling their emotions well, and that the minute they meet an “alpha” (oh GOD the A-word), they let it go. Now I’m not stupid and I’m not going to claim that there are no women like that, hey I’ve met a couple of nutcases myself. But on the other hand I also know girls who are now in an 8 year lasting relationship with their boyfriend. These girls are about my age (23), very sexy and quite sweet actually.
So far the theory part. Let’s go to the fun part: his behavior.
For some reason the conversation topic was going about dating and we ended up talking about netlog eventually. He said that he mainly used that for dating (highly doubt he was successful). Then suddenly out of nowhere he blurts out his opener to some girls who were sitting on a table next to us “hey girls do you guys think that netlog is for dating?”. My buddy and I start cracking up and we make fun of him.
Several conversations topics later, he engages the girls again with some other random line and in the middle of the conversation he says “oh I wanted to ask because I’m only a virgin”. HINT: if girls already think you’re weird, calling yourself a virgin is only making things worse. So our crew moves on to another bar. In the meantime he says that he wasn’t quite amused by our behavior and that we were stealing his frame and amogging him all the time. My buddy’s and mine response was: “dude you were amogging yourself”.
Later we decide to go to “music café”, this is a pretty cool place and since it wasn’t very crowded, we ended up having a lot of fun. So we have only been there for 10 minutes while all of a sudden he says “hey I’m going to check out the student association bars”, we are all like “why can’t you stay with us”. I guess he wanted to practice some game, as if you can’t approach women in the bar we were staying that night. Some hours later we send him a text “hey how is it going over there, sure you don’t want to come over?”. His response: “no man I’m doing amazing sets over here, the only thing that needs to be fixed is my state and I’m pumping it right now”. Highly doubt he was actually talking to girls.
While in music café a tall Brazilian girl approaches us and we have fun, she eventually ask me for my number so that later that evening we can meet again. When we tell our story to him, his mouth falls wide open.
moral of the story: if you are more concerned with using “game vocabulary” than actually meeting girls, you seriously need to reconsider yourself.