Postmasculine Job Thread

[Alvar]

You're right Chaos, they better appreciate their weekends now. Coming May they'll be Mark's bitches, 7 days a week

[Chaos]

Ahh deception is soooo sweet, It doesn't bring you love, but it brings you likes

Mark, you won't happen to have an opening for "evil accomplice", would you? I'm expert backstabbing, machiavelic plotter and rogue level 45.

[Traindom]

Congratulations guys! Three of the most prominent voices on this forum. Excellent. I hope Mark is still looking for interns in four years. Metaphorical sigh.

[Zac]

Traindom you might want to check out http://postmasculine.com/forum/Thread-Wo...-Workplace

I don't know all of Mark's intentions, or the future, but it's cool to dream right?

[Mark]

(03-27-2012 12:08 AM)Chaos Wrote:  Ahh deception is soooo sweet, It doesn't bring you love, but it brings you likes

Mark, you won't happen to have an opening for "evil accomplice", would you? I'm expert backstabbing, machiavelic plotter and rogue level 45.

Unfortunately, there isn't an opening at the moment.

My best friend back home emailed me and asked if he could come down and be in charge of hazing the new interns. So he's got dibs.

[Tim]

Bring it on. I've drank every Yank I ever met under the table and any hazing I can deal with the same. One of the (three) unis I went to had a college with a hazing initiation where the freshmen had to carry a bathtub of faeces, vomit, etc while down a shallow river while having water ballons of piss, plastic bags of shit, and anything else thrown at them by a rival college.

That same college is legendary for bricking up the giant entrance to their rival's castle on a Saturday night while everyone was out, and no-one could get back in when they came back in the morning...

[Mark]

Dude, you would be getting hazed in Colombia. You really think we'd make you drink beer? Hahahaha....

[Tim]

I never said beer. Not that I would call that Bud Light crap you guys drink beer anyway

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Here's an accurate depiction of how us antipodeans feel about American beer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_WRFJwGsbY

[Zac]

I don't like where this is going I just want to be a good boy and share quality content. Hazing sounds dangerous and I'm not elephant walking anywhere.

[Tim]

Zac, if there really is hazing then I'm sure it will involve donkeys.

[Zac]

That doesn't sound like hazing it sounds like a party.

[Mark]

American beer blows. I didn't even have to leave America to figure that out.

Just thinking about what would be possible hazing-wise down there is pretty ridiculous. I don't even want to post some of the ideas running through my head... so fucked up.

[Zac]

I think it's funny that you think you are going to haze us and there is 3 of us and 1 of you. I'm sure we can think of some equally fucked up things. I feel like this entire thread of conversation needs to go away now.

[Mark]

The whole point of hazing is to initiate people who want to be part of a group Zac. It has nothing to do with 3 versus 1.

But no, there will not be any hazing... although hazing people in Colombia is kind of fun to think about (in a really fucked up way).

[Chaos]

This is going great!!! So early and already making progress towards improving the site!!

Just make sure to record everything in video, I'm pretty sure you can monetize it easily.

[Zac]

I said reality show.......


I can just imagine getting a black hood thrown over my head and being stuffed in a van now. Oh the memories we will build together...