Postmasculine
Postmasculine.com Forum › PostMasculine.com › Off Topic v
Joke Thread.

Post Reply 
 
Thread Rating:
  • 3 Votes - 4 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Joke Thread.
SeXyBaCk Offline
Esteem
****

Posts: 1,275
Likes Given: 24
Likes Received: 375 in 248 posts
Joined: Jan 2012
Post: #51
RE: Joke Thread.
(03-07-2013 12:24 PM)TheoJ Wrote:  Two dogs meet in Moscow, one of them is very fat, the other is starving. The latter asks 'Where the hell do you find food?', the former responds: 'It's easy. Every morning I go to Pavlov's and salivate: a conditioned scientist immediately arrives, rings a bell and gives me food'.

Cute one. But you are outing yourself as a huge nerd by telling and comprehending that one... as Mark just did. But yeah! I get it! And I love dogs too!
(This post was last modified: 03-08-2013 07:51 AM by SeXyBaCk.)
03-08-2013 07:50 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
TheoJ Offline
Safety
***

Posts: 160
Likes Given: 31
Likes Received: 37 in 30 posts
Joined: Nov 2012
Post: #52
RE: Joke Thread.
Yeah, that's why I put it on a forum. So I couldn't see their faces.
03-08-2013 10:03 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Bounce Offline
Physiological
**

Posts: 85
Likes Given: 37
Likes Received: 17 in 11 posts
Joined: Nov 2012
Post: #53
Mathematical proof that women are evil
[Image: 2qdcqrr.jpg]
03-09-2013 12:27 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Omnipotent Void Offline
Primordial Ooze
*

Posts: 4
Likes Given: 0
Likes Received: 4 in 2 posts
Joined: Dec 2011
Post: #54
RE: Joke Thread.
The Catholic Church doesn't believe in sex before marriage.

Sex before puberty, however...
03-09-2013 12:35 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
TheoJ Offline
Safety
***

Posts: 160
Likes Given: 31
Likes Received: 37 in 30 posts
Joined: Nov 2012
Post: #55
RE: Joke Thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umc7BFEhWz0

'I'll get in your car with you, with my little shoulders,
-Hi, where are we going?
-To your death, statistically!

How do they still do it???'

:')
(This post was last modified: 04-19-2013 11:11 AM by TheoJ.)
04-19-2013 11:10 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply 


Possibly Related Threads...
Thread: Author Replies: Views: Last Post
  What did you just finish reading? The Book Discussion Thread The Notorious PhD 169 6,233 Yesterday 01:43 PM
Last Post: TheoJ
  Movie Recommendation Thread Edmond Dantès 60 3,048 Yesterday 03:28 AM
Last Post: MetaCog13
  Most Embarrassing Moments Thread Traindom 14 1,330 05-06-2013 07:33 AM
Last Post: SeXyBaCk
  The Dave Chappelle/top comedians appreciation thread Tim 10 1,917 01-22-2013 11:06 PM
Last Post: Tim
  The poker thread. Chaos 25 1,412 01-03-2013 05:32 PM
Last Post: Halo Effect
  ESL and comprehension thread for non native speakers curiosity 7 468 12-17-2012 01:35 AM
Last Post: curiosity
  The People You Admire Thread Bouchon 4 475 11-21-2012 07:33 AM
Last Post: dorelino
  The NFL thread Pineapple 21 356 10-22-2012 09:23 AM
Last Post: Majik
  Tattos thread Google Adsense 16 472 10-14-2012 03:38 PM
Last Post: Thor
  The Apple/Android thread Mountainman 8 328 10-03-2012 12:40 AM
Last Post: gibb

Forum Jump:


User(s) browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)