A Chub in the Club

[playmaker001]

I'm pretty drunk but that doesn't mean I can't still give good advice. I'm a fast learner and I already have a shit load of lays so listen close gentleman. If you're grinding on a chick and you pop a boner, embrace that shit! Tonight I had a hard on easily. The wind could have blown on my shit and I would have caught a boner. The key is to continue to be dominant and lead the girl despite your hard on. I grabbed a couple girls hand and placed it on my dick and they all seemed to love it. I got a girl who told me to meet her half way and I'm about to fuck her right now. Don't be embarrased of your body or sexuality. This will help your inner game and sexual escalation in the long ron. Good luck guys and get laid,,

[SeXyBaCk]

They say you can always trust drunks and little children.

Word of addtional advice though, don't indiscriminately rub your wood on anything that has two legs and a womb. Establish first if they're not repulsed by you. Then make sure they're not nun's or have big bad boyfriends.

[Jon]

Lol. I agree not to worry if you get a hard on at the club. That said, sexyback is correct about the advice.

[playmaker001]

haha wow, this thread is embarrassing. I was obviously trashed last night..[/align]

[IdEngager]

This post really should have ended with a "Stay thirsty, my friends"

[machiavelli]

(05-02-2012 12:57 PM)SeXyBaCk Wrote:  They say you can always trust drunks and little children.

Word of addtional advice though, don't indiscriminately rub your wood on anything that has two legs and a womb. Establish first if they're not repulsed by you. Then make sure they're not nun's or have big bad boyfriends.

You kidding? The nuns would be hot.

[SeXyBaCk]

No such thing as a hot nun. They work as nurses here. I've tried looking all over Dude. Time better spent watching k-pop videos.

I'd be willing to put up a substantial monetary prize for a hot nun photo competition. Actual nun or ordained sister, not Trixi Somethingrather in SmutNuns Vol 14.